Did He Just Call Me Fat?
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Short and Scary. But Mostly Scary.
Creepy guy on the 2 train: Do you like my gold tooth?
Me: Uh, yes. Very nice.
CGOT2T: I got it special for you.
Me: My. What foresight...
CGOT2T: Naw, none ah that, baby. I'm allllll trimmed.
Me: (moves to other end of the train.)
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